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Thursday, July 29, 2010

what is it now 2

[cont..]

she gets up, she's grateful that her tears are adequate enough to cleanse the blood. she runs, agile. any direction.. ooo no, it's the direction just ahead of her. as nimble as a deer, but luck is never on her side.. she faces obstacles just anywhere she heads to..

VACUUM.. it's vacuum, and suddenly she falls into a region, a region with the absence of matter. the world has changed, right in front of her very eyes, instantaneously.. the world turns purple. all the objects of the world become purple. the humans, houses, trees, vehicles, cars, buildings, animals, creatures, sea, ice bergs.. everything.. turns purple.. in such shocking uniform that people could not use "green eyes", "blue", "hot red" anymore, cos these colors do not exist anymore.

EXCEPT for one object that does not turn purple, it retains its own color, i.e. white. nobody knows the reason why that it doesnt change color, and nobody understands what it means. NOW, the world has 2 colors.. extreme vast majority in purple, and such a petite one single white..

she is horrified, and of cos she herself has turned purple like the rest of the world.. purple hair, purple skin, purple nails.. everything purple that any fashion designers would reckon it's awfully dull, but to some it may suggest neatness..

she hasnt gained her composure, for the first incident was already a big shot in her head.. and now THIS! she couldnt cry no more.. for there is no oxygen in the VACUUM for her inhalation for tears..

SHE is lost.. very lost indeed.. "rain" (as her almost-void conscientiousness could compile) comes tumbling down from the purple sky.. one by one

ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ
ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ
ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ
ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ
ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ

tumbling down.. tumbling down.. tumbling down..

Saturday, July 17, 2010

what is it now

It's not easy.. she strolls along the pathway in solitary.. ooh, not in complete solitude, at least she thinks that the wind is her only companion.. it's windy. her hair is disorganized, but she doesnt care how she looks like.. not now, not anymore.. she doesnt feel she wanna bother anymore.. yea not now, no more..

Suddenly the wind stops.. she stops.. she stands still for quite some time.. she closes her eyes, she couldnt feel the wind anymore.. she got scared.. she cried.. she shouted.. where are u? why.. why do u leave me? where.. are u? she choked.. her knees felt numbed and she broke down to the ground.. knees knocked against the hard concrete, blood.. blood.. oouch, it hurts!

Blood stains the earth.. the world stands still.. not a living movement at all.. she has to stand up, but it hurts too much. she lets herself stagnant, she couldnt forgive herself. let the tears wipe the blood.

Suddenly a rugged paper appears in her right hand.. she doesnt know how and where it comes from for the wind is no longer exist. she opens the paper..

ν ο β ο δ η 'δ υ ν δ ε ρ σ τ α ν δ

She doesnt know what it is about.. she couldnt open her mouth.. she throws the paper away, away from her.. but the world has lost its gravity.. the paper floats and comes back to her.. it happens in a very unscientific way.. she got freaked out.. ok the wind has abandoned her, what is it now?!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Da LittLe Peanut ~ 12.07.10

Dear all,

When the clock ticks off at 12.30 noon later, there it marks the end of my employment with Pxx. I may appear to be talkative (but I think I'm "shy" and "not so talkative" hahaha :P I just dont know why many would claim that I am one hahaha), but when it reaches to farewell speech, I think I've limited words. I think I should be saying some mushy hushy words.. but I'm lost at the vocabs haha

I've been with Pxx for 3 years and 42 days (I've just counted).. and I always thought it's 2 years (sorry for those that I've told it's only 2 years plus). Today it ends our colleague-ship, but I hope it's a new blossom for our friendship. I've known you all for as long as 3 years plus, or as short as few months.. but it's been rewarding, and it's memorable. Thank you for teaching me all the things.. I truly appreciate all of your patience and guidance.. it always makes me smarter than 1 minute ago!

I wish only the best for all of you as well as the company! Jia You~ Take great care and do keep in touch :) God bless.

P.S: I wish to use Pxx webmail for one last time, but coincidently it's down at this present moment.. so I'm using yahoo mail instead.


Best Regards,
aMy


This little peanut has always thought she's a super low profile soul in the company.. but she's extremely overwhelmed today..

"ai yoo.. why u leave.. everybody so sayang u here oh..."
"thanks for bringing laughters..."
"thanks for bringing colors into the boring worklife..."
"it saddens me to see u leave..."
"u r the best statistician we ever had.. i've just told xxx and yyy bla bla bla.."
"will u miss me..?.."
"if anything u need my help, just call me up.."
"i think u r the most talkative in ur whole school.."
"u r the only one i know who can sleep at any time and any where.."
"i remember the time we stayed together in bintulu, ex-roommate.."
"i never know anyone who can sleep from night till 4pm, that scares me.. i tot u pengsan.."
"so cute ur mail.."
"i can still keep in touch with u via yahoo right..?.."
"sorry if i have been harsh to u in any verbal or written communication, it's merely work related.. nothing personal at all.."
"if u have any doubts, u can always ask.."
"if u have any business plan and u think i can help, just contact me.."
"i've made u a funny video clip of the time u were in bintulu, i'll pass to u after u leave.."
"keep in touch.."
"friendship forever.."
etc. etc.

Recently when I was opening the office door, there were some passerby from other offices.. and they were asking.. "are u the one that's resigning..?" then another time i went to visit another office in the same building.. 2 admin executives which i never seen before asked, "hi, when is ur last day?".. I looked at them with my eyes wide opened.. "ooh, u are the short hair girl they always mentioned and is leaving soon.."

I remember I'm always a down-to-earth earthling but am so surprised that people remembers what I did to them.. especially the one they've always mentioned for 3 years!!

*..people talking... she stays in hotel, bla bla bla.. he stays in house, bla bla bla...*
boss: amy, where do u stay in kuching?
me: [without slightest hesitation] in a house.
all: [stunned and speechless..] ..............
coll: .... o.f..c.o.s... else? stay on tree..?

#$^%$*%^!!%*9#3&# haha they always repeat that story to all newbies.. for so many years dy.. not sienz de meh..?! hahaha


Maybe they know me.. cos boss has been treating me super nice.. see the pics below:

* The boss has an office of a 2-table-space with 1 conference room (no attached washroom) ONLY~!!

* But they gave me.. an office of an 11-table-space with 1 conference room and 2 washrooms (I can freely choose to use alternately) LEH~!!

yeah.. my office is big.. bigger than the boss ^^
it may look slightly messy, but that only means i am hardworking haha if it's too tidy, i couldnt find my papers..

hey hey, i do have colleagues ^^
[from left] fat santa, frosty, puppy, piggy, lambie, alien

sleepless night.. :~(

i went out from my room to the loo.. and when i came back in.. i felt something so eerie at the back of my bare feet.. i could feel it there, being cold.. under my left foot.. euuw.. it's LIZARD!! oh gosh oh gosh.. i couldnt believe it.. i've stepped on A LIZARD!!...... im so scared.... :~(

i don even dare to sleep.. i don even dare to take my eyes off him... im sitting on my bed, ensuring legs off the ground.. the lizard aint moving.. was he dead?? oh noo... it's crawling towards me... now... im so scared........ :~( :~( :((((

i took pics.. but im still so scared.. i could feel my goosebumps, standing upright, so uptight!.. i wasnt sure if it's deaf or blind.. i couldnt nego with it in any verbal language.. i tried to distract it with hangle, it was totally motionless!! i threw a clip towards its direction (ok.. not at it.. cant blame me.. me aint mba player..), it wasnt a bit being distracted....

what can i do.... gosh.. what shud i do.. goshhhh... this is soo horrendous!! it's jus at the door.. i couldnt go out from the room.. it's "armed".. oh gosh.......................................................

sleepless night guiding a monster?????????? oh my goodnesss...........................................................


*pics taken in a very dark room with only a mild beam from the small table lamp

Monday, July 5, 2010

Internet's prohibited

It's such a boring day, so I occupy myself with packing of my piles of papers & files.. but it's not Monday Blue.. ya, not at all... in fact, I'm cold.. and it's not raining..

Fren: My company prohibits us to access Internet from today onwards..
Me: Then how did you manage to be in Facebook?
Fren: Ooh.. I plug in the network cable..
Me: Huh? Plug in the network cable, then u're off to access Internet?
Fren: yea..
Me: Then what is it about prohibition?
Fren: yea.. the company prohibits the Internet access by plugging out all our network cables.. I wanna online, so I plug it in.. I'll plug out later..
Me: WHAT??........ LoLs...... like that also can?!!

Effectiveness

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure out how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man in his eighties who had been fixing ships since he was a young man. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully from top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there watching this man and hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.
"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"

So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."


The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer...... ......... $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap.......... ......... $ 9,998.00


Effort is important,
but knowing where to make an effort
makes all the difference!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

laughter yoga

There are many types of Yoga.. but I never heard of Laughter Yoga (sorry no offense.. I really dint know there are many types of laughters to be learnt..). I knew someone who purposely flew to India to attend the Laughter Yoga course, and got herself a certificate!

She said.. Laughter Yoga helps her a lot, while facing stress. She is holding a high rank position where the existence of extreme stress is unavoidable. She used to be very stressful at work and was having insomnia most of the times, before she involved in Laughter Yoga. Let me emphasize, I'm not trying to promote laughter yoga or anything.. at this point of time, I still have not asked Uncle Google on what laughter yoga is..

She said.. when u r stressed, let ur brain laughs, but not physically.. hard to imagine?.. ooh it means.. squeezing the juice of ur brain by the exercise of laughing (internally), which also means ur brain is vibrating because of the laughing activity internally and thereafter manifests joy or mirth.. but, but.. ur mouth is not opened.. ur mouth is not curved.. so, u look like normal externally/physically, but u r in fact laughing in ur brain.. releasing all the bad and negative forces.. manifesting the emotions of enchantment and delight..

I was like.. VERY DEEP..........

While hearing more.. she said.. BRING A BANANA TO A PUBLIC PLACE, PLACE IT BESIDES YOUR EAR, AND TALK LIKE IT IS A MOBILE PHONE..............................

I was like.. YOU WHAT? PRETEND A BANANA AS A HANDPHONE??? IN A PUBLIC PLACE??................. =.=''' I laughed out so loud, sorry no offense, I couldnt help...

"SEE, it helps for laughters!!!"

OMG..........................................


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We cant do anymore better... tried our best....


Thursday, July 1, 2010

Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are employed" he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email"! .

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager. "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ... He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied,"I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"


Moral of the story

Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life..

Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3
If you received this message by email, you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire...........

seminar

The worst thing about a seminar is.. when u r sleepy and the speaker remembers your name..
[note: sleepy but still being very attentive, no offense.]

I attended a seminar.. hey, I was listening.. but who could control yawning right? (no one could control yawning.. even a transformation of yawn to pretend-to-laugh needs ample years of kungfu to acquire that).

The speaker called my name once in a while.. I din know if he noticed I was the only one who yawned in the entire hall, but I din mean it.. I did listen, I could still list out the main points he mentioned. From time to time, he would ask me to stand up, ask me questions..

In the midst of the seminar, while he was presenting the slide shows.. he suddenly blurted out "Amy u come out!" I was like.. "HUH? WHAT? GO OUT TO THE FRONT STAGE?!!"

Ahh.. he meant one of the girls in the slideshow looked like me.. so everytime if that girl appeared in any slideshow he would say that... that gave me a shock! I've learnt very hard to SWALLOW my yawn.. so when I've a feeling of wanting-to-yawn, I got ready, and swallowed it hard haha my friend ever taught me of how to transform yawn to laugh (but I couldnt simply be laughing in the midst of an informative seminar).. all I could do.. was to SWALLOW.. new skill.. and sometimes got myself choked.

The seminar was about an investment plan. Perhaps I would share it here if I've read about it and if I've time to summarize it haha

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Oops.. I think I got it wrong. I was taught of how to transform a laugh to yawn, not the other way round.. no wonder I was caught yawning!! haha